the new kaka. @ {9:27 PM}
After all that we've been through, after all this time I'm coming home to you
You don't wanna know about the concert? I'll tell you about the concert. We waited outside the free-standing area for like almost an hour, and the crowd was crazy. They were screaming "We want in" and "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you..." while giving the management the flip, and some were speaking in Malay "Your father isn't there lah" and others in Hokkien "
Ji bai, ji bai ji bai..." Yeah, it was one HELL OF A CRAZY GROUP. Some Aussie dude was saying "This is fucking ridiculous" and people were throwing water in the flippin' air. They were swearing a lot and this smart mouth guy said "Hurry up lah my mother waiting for me leh" which saved the situation quite a bit, cuz it made the Avenged Sevenfold kiddos laugh. I met this dudette named Leila who's 15 years old from Kuala Lumpur and she LOVES the Rev and Syn. Just-Like-ME! For the encore we shouted "We want Syn" instead of the crowd's "We want more" and "Se-ven-fold, Se-ven-fold", and when Synyster was tweaking his guitar we screamed "WE LOVE YOU!" and "WE LOVE SYN!" I screamed my heart out during "A Little Piece Of Heaven" during
Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times I can't believe it ripped her heart out right before her eyes, eyes over easy eat it eat it eat it... Matt Shadows bounced around the stage and did a hot-and-adorable headshake from left to right that me and Leila squealed at. She said "He looks so HOT" while I said "He looks so CUTE!" When we caught sight of any of the members we'd squeal in delight. Matty called Scream a song for DA LADIES! Shadz is a REAL HUNKY BEEFCAKE.
Leila and I talked about Rev's "Fuck Prada" rap and his bucket of shit song and his two-Heinekens-in-my-mouth thingo, and Zacky's old beer-opening-with-my-flipflop trick. The Rev's duck-chasing was mentioned a few times. I screamed like Chazzy Chaz and growled like Otep Shamaya til my talking voice sounded like gorilla growls mixed with rat squeaks. Trippy huh? For Almost Easy I screamed "I'M NOT INSANE I'M NOT INSANE" till I was breathless trying to sing the chorus.
Like me, the first time Leila had ever heard of A7X was in Good Charlotte's video for "The River" and like me she was wondering "Who is this hottie" when Syn got the camera attention! My feet hurt from jumping and my arms hurt from doing my customary gang-sign. I was even wearing my troublicious Heelys which made my foot problem worse. After the concert Leila and I took a pic of us and the pic was full of SHADOWS, which made us giggle. And at Gate 1, I said, look GATES 1! Later my bro called Avenged 'crackheaded fags' and said the Rev was a retard cuz "no normal dood chases duckies". And he would know the standards for normal. And I bought an M-18 Live in the LBC & Diamonds in the Rough! Yeah!
Plus wassup with Liverpool? Over last weekend I saw more than 5 people with Liverpool jerseys. Most were Gerrards, one was an Away Kit. Yeah and last time at Times in Plaza Singapura some guy had a Seize the Day ringtone. Before we part here's a Liverpool chant:
Cheer up Rafa Benitez
Oh what can it mean, to a fat Spanish
And a shit football team!
By the way Livvy haters, Anfield is NOT a shit football team. You want shit, try looking at Singapore's teams. Sad but really, really true. Tottenham could beat the Singapore selection 1,000,000 to ZERO with their eyes closed and their feet amputated.
Jade, signing off, blah
