the new kaka. @ {9:27 PM}
Burn burn the station, burn burn the truth - enjoy the flames in celebration, enjoy the sound
100th post my homies! So thanks for the "support" if you can call it support... Man, so here's the deal. I woke up too late to be drunk. I wanted to wake up at 7-plus so Papa Carlsberg could taste my mouth and get me drunk so I could write offensive stuff on the class blog and here. Yes I know, I said that the class blog was so flippin' boring that I didn't want to be a part of it, but bad things happen when people are under the wonderful influence of alcohol, dreaming under their alcohol clouds. Mm yeah, alcohol clouds do exist. Not on earth at least, I imagine. So I woke up at 10.15AM, which is too late to get drunk, which is terrible. Now I got an MSN conversation with Bendy and miserable blog-writing, and great Lostprophets music. Anyways late last night my mom let me check for football matches and there was an immensely boring Hull vs West Ham match. No action. After that I went to take a shower and blow-dryed my hair, so it was sticking out in the worst places and made me look totally trippy. No good matches after that, just some Bundesliga highlights, not much fun, so I switched to AXN in the hope of some CSI Miami or New York or Grissom's normal CSI but... All I got was vignettes of Afterworld. Then I watched a bit of Man vs Wild on Discovery, but Bear was in the Sahara this time and the stuff he ate was just flippin' nasty, like ugly yellowish spiders and poisonous scorpions and green bitter dates, which made me want to hurl. Plus each time commercials played they would show the trailer thingie for "Cold Blood" which really freaked me out considering it was past frickin' midnight and I was alone in the living room. So I just changed over to Travel and Living which was showing Great British Food. Much more pleasant, but I had to sleep shortly after.
Ooh there's an Arsenal vs FC Porto match on ESPN. It was played sort of a long time ago, so I'll give it a miss, even though Faby's hair looks much much much better.
Jade, signing off, STALLION DUCK
