the new kaka. @ {11:19 PM}
Hola
This shining city built of gold, a far cry from innocence! There's more than meets the eye 'round here, look to the waters of the deep, a city of evil... I'm so sick, infected with, where I live, let me live without this, empty bliss, selfishness, I'm so sick... SAVE. YOUR. SYMPATHY. Who d'you think you're fooling, everything is dead, now you welcome me to a town called hypocrisy!!! WOOOHOOO AVENGED/FLYLEAF/LOSTPROPHETS MEGA-MIX dudes! Okay I'm not on illegal substances. Think pasta, anticipation, and oxygen. That's totally legal. SHINOBI vs. DRAGON NINJA! Ahem, anyways, hello people. I think the Gunners are the most GORGEOUS football club in the whole entire freaking Barclays league/world! Think Fabregas (who has the hope that this Arsenal generation will be the greatest, and I think it's possible) and Nasri (broken teeth! YAHOO!) and ummm, who else? Ah, van Persie (either marching like a weirdo or running like Kenneth Soon or tucking in his shirt or tying his shoelaces or arguing with Theo Walcott) and Vela (nice teeth) and Fran Merida (by gum!) and Manuel Almunia (attitude prob! Gay hair! MUST SHAVE! 5th choice! Punches teammates! Anger be thy name! Great at catching the football!) and Nicklas Bendtner (I did spell it wrong after all.)... And I'm so excited about the Formula One night race like gosh muacks! Go AT&T Williams! Go Scuderia Ferrari Marlboro! Go ING-Renault, but only if FERNANDO ALONSO SHAVES!!!
Jade, signing off, Fabregas don't ever cut your hair, until you look like Tarzan
