the new kaka. @ {12:54 AM}
Hola non-Spanish people,
WHY CAN'T MY BROTHER RESPECT MY PRIVACY?! I know, I know I sound like some stupid unpopular whiny cry-when-my-arm's-chopped-off punk, but REALLY!!! Like yesterday I wanted to CHECK if Niklas Bendtner is umm, cute. Just wanted to know. I used the Broadband on my phone, which I KNOW is wrong, but I just couldn't help it. My bro peeked at my phone and howled in his best tale-telling voice, "ORHH HORHH! J'KAUR (what he calls me) IS USING DA INTERNET! TO LOOK AT SOCCER PLAYERS!" Which is true, yes, but I wish he'd shut up. This guy can't respect my privacy. I have rights, and he doesn't have RIGHTS TO VIOLATE MY RIGHTS. By the way, dudes, please stop the Mrs. Kaka thing! I'd love it to be true, but it's not and if he EVER heard it he'd be put in an awkward sitch. AND ESKIMO, I FOUND AN ESKIMO-BOY FOR YOU! Oh yeah and back to the brother topic, he said I didn't know ANYTHING about football since I "watch it for the men inside", and after that we bet on who'd win the Man Utd vs Chelsea match. He said Chelsea would win, I said they'd draw. And THEY DREW! Hmm, I do know a bit about footy after all. CESC FABREGAS = CAB CAGES REFS!
Jade, signing off, I'll tell you who if you ask me JQ
