the new kaka. @ {9:53 PM}
Hihi!
You have absolutely no idea what JQ called me today. "Funny". For the first time in my whole life, I've been called funny. She said that Madam Ho says so too. And it's not the lame kinda thing. I try. I really do try to be funny when the time is right. (AHEM, MR DEFRANCO - When the time is right) And then there's this weird thing about YouTube videos. Like Sxephil's in comparison to BGirl5's. His? Things like "OJ Did It Again! And Tasers R Fun!" or "The Lost Mountain Dew Ads". On the whole, VERY VERY FUNNY and they NEVER GET OLD, just like him. He'll never grow up. So bye to doctor ambitions, Philip DeFranco! Whereas BGirl5... "Help Me Pick A Dress!" What? Er anyway BGirl5, I prefer the purple one. The white one is You-Gee-El-Why. Ugly. It's this kinda thing that makes the first lady of the "DF Nation" kinda funny and weird and sassy all through. But give me the offensive "I am awesome, thank you!" video any day.
Jade, signing off, apologizes to DeFranco before he sues me
(I'm sorry if I offended BGirl5 or her fans. But that's me.)
